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Friday, July 31, 2009

The Fair Has Arrived



Crowley sipped a Blue Moon, Gates drank Sam Adams Light, Joe Biden requested Buckler, a non-alcoholic beer and Obama sipped on a Bud Light. I'm glad to see such an amusing advertisement for beer.

"Mom, but the president is drinking it, why can't I?"

We can all sleep at night knowing who drank what, and that Joe Biden is a Buckler man. I'm sure there is an article out there closely examining each person and their choice of beverage during this meeting. Nothing like a beer and peanuts to ease racial tensions.

That's right, it's that time again...the NJ State Fair has arrived. I don't know why I have such a thing for this fair. Perhaps it's the massive size of the fair, or the tents filled with animals from exotic roosters to bulls to every type of rabbit. Maybe its the food or the diving dogs, the smells, the sounds, the photo ops, the lemonade, the colors and light..it's all of these things. I will not, however, be paying to see the world's smallest woman. That ruined me. Stay tuned for fair photos!

Okay, so have you heard about Clucky? He went to City Hall because apparently farm animals are not allowed to live on Miami Beach and Clucky's owner has been told that he must leave the apartment. Please tell me that Miami Beach law enforcement has nothing better to do than seek out farm animals living in peoples houses. And please, just once, can we see a rooster being handcuffed and forced into the back of a cop car?

Some kids dislike going to church. But how many kids decide to take their dad's car for a spin instead of going to church? This kid did.



And what could top a 7-yr old driver? How about this six-year-old painter?

This is for my female readers. If you receive a bikini as a gift for an occasion you might want to be careful. This new bikini dissolves in water.

By now, we've all seen this dancing wedding video. Leave it to CollegeHumor.com to provide us with this:



These photos are pretty amazing. Enjoy.

Well I hope you have a great weekend!

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